Food Flinging

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

Hikaru and Kaoru sat down beside eachother with trays of cafeteria food. Kaoru poked his feast with a plastic fork and stuck out his tongue. "It doesn't look all that appatizing."

Hikaru nodded and scooped some into a spoon. "Not much use for it, except.." He pulled back the spoon's head and let the food fly right into Kaoru's cheek. Kaoru looked back at him with surprise and then glee. "So it's that kind of game you want to play, eh?"

"Of course!" They both began to fling food at eachother in careless amounts. It was only going on between the two until Hikaru ducked one of Kaoru's bullets and it landed on someone behind them. They both turned around slowly, wondering if they just might've started something.

[Jun]

Jun looked up from his food, turning around and staring at the two. "Hey!!"

He glared, then took a hand full of his food and threw it at them, suddenly grinning. "Food fight!!"

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

Hikaru ducked down and the handful size blod splattered Kaoru head on. While he was trying to peel the spiteful stuff off, Hikaru jumped back up and grabbed his own handful and threw it back at Jun, but while he was doing this, Kaoru got him in the back of the head. In that instant, the twins decided that everyone should get the chance to enjoy such an event so they grabbed all the food on their trays and threw it up in the cafeteria air randomly, hoping to hit a few unsuspecting minors.

[Jun]

He laughed, trying to catch the blob of food that hit him, ending up catching it but the food splattered all over his hand, most of it shooting back into his face. He picked up a bottle of ketchup that was magically there, squeezing it and aiming at various people with it, grinning evilly.

[Nadia]

Nadia walked in just then and caught a spray of something. She stood there, confused, seeing as though she still couldn't see a thing. "What the heck?" she asked outloud.

[Jun]

He looked at the girl he had just got ketchup on, then shouted again. "FOOD FIGHT!"

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

The twins ducked under the table as Jun sprayed the ketchup around. They watched as their food bomb flew up and up, almost reaching the cieling, and then coming down. They're eyes followed as it landed with a splat, right on Nadia's head.

Hikaru jumped out from the table and started having a laughter spaz, pointing at her. "Oh my God, that was perfect! Bwahaha! Just perfect!"

His laughter ceased as from behind, Kaoru dunked his whole fountain drink full of coke on Hikaru's head. "Unfortunatly for you, brother, that was the REAL perfect part of this food fight, hahaha."

[Nadia]

Nadia blinked in surprise, having felt, but not seen, what had just splatted right on her head. The twins are idiots...but fun idiots... Then she went and hid under a table, planning about how to get the twins back while she couldn't see anything...

[Kiera]

Kiera walked into the Cafeteria and where she normally sat looked like a disaster zone. Food was getting thrown everywhere, and she debated at whetehr or not she wanted to go over there or not.
She decided that she would sit a safe distance away, and if she got called over then she would go over, even though the only person who she knew there was Nadia so the odds of her getting called over were slim.

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

Hikaru turned around and thrust Kaoru onto the table they had just been hiding under. He held his twin with one hand and the other he had a spoon of some sort of jelly. "Alright, baby brother. If you can't smell this poor excuse for food now, you're about to cuz it's going up you're nose."

Before Hikaru did anything, Kaoru pointed with a free finger over to Kiera. "Hikaru, how much fun would it be to stuff that up my nazel? As much fun as attacking an unsuspecting girl, too lazy to hold her own in this food war?"

Hikaru immidiatly jumped up and grabbed to straws, giving one to Kaoru. "Touche, Kaoru, I guess we're gonna hav to bring another soldier into this battle."

They carefully inserted gummy chickpeas covered in ketchup into their straws. This would make a nice 'SPLAT' when it landed, and the texture would feel even worse. The twins put their mouths to the straw and blew through it, aiming right at Kiera's head.

[Jiki]

Jiki walked into the cafeteria, stopping and watching the food war that was going on. He looked at a girl who wasn't participating in it, then watched as two guys who looked identical shot something through straws at her. Quickly, he hid under the farthest table from them, pulling his bag from behind him and pulling out his math homework. Just so that if it got ruined, he could tell Mr. Takashi that it wasn't his fault and there was a food fight while he was finishing it during lunch. What a brilliant plan.

[Jun]

"Hah!" He threw some sort of meat pie at the twins, jumping like one of those guys in the action movies and rolling sideways, hiding behind some random table. He turned his head, seeing some kid with purple hair under the table, and he was doing homework or something. "Hey, what're you doing homework for when you could be throwing food at peoples faces??"

Then, he noticed a girl under a table not far from the one he was beside, raising his hand and grabbing a handful of some sort of noodles, throwing them at her. "Or when you could do that?"

[Kyoto]

Kyoto walked into the caf.
"What the hell?"
He ducked under fries and gravy and it splatted against the wall.

[Kiera]

Kiera was keeping one eye on the food fight situation, even though it didn't really look like it. As a couple of chickpeas, or what she hoped were chick peas, hit her in the face. She turned to look at the twins. She smirked at them and put some poof potatoes on her spoon and flung it at them.

[Kyoto]

"I'm getting the fuck outta dodge!"
Kyoto turned around and got hit by a glob of crap.
"Geez, that'll never come out..."

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

Somehow, Jun's meat pie splatted into the side of Kaoru's face and bounced off into Hikaru's shirt. But both the twins egnored it, ducking under Kiera's shot and heading towards Kyoto. Kaoru grabbed two packages of juice boxes off the counter and before the both of them rushed Kyoto, embracing him in a hug, rubbing all the food that was on their shirts onto him.

"Hey, buddy, where're ya going? The fun's over this way!"

They hoisted up Kyoto and started walking him through the cafeteria, using him as a human shield as well. "Yeah, in fact we have the perfect seat for you!"

They brought Kyoto to the giant rice bowl that was a meter and a half long with tabasco sauce drowning it and dunked him right in. Then Kaoru passed one package of juice boxes to Hikaru and the twins lined them all up along the ground.

"Three.."

"Two...

"One!"

In union they jumped on all the juice boxes, causing fountains of the liquid to squirt across the room and hit most of the kids under tables.

[Kiera]

Kiera looked around at the mess the twins were making. This food fight was getting wildly out of hand, but it was still kind of fun. Kiera threw her entire plate of poof potatoes at the twins. Just as she threw them the principal walked into the cafeteria. It was only a matter of time before they got caught.
"What are you barbarians doing?"
Kiera looked at the principal. She knew that the principal had only seen what Kiera had done, so she was obviously in trouble.
"Uh-oh..."

[Jun]

"Ah, damnit!" He shouted after getting juice in his eyes, then looked up after rubbing them, seeing the principle. His voice was much quieter. "Ohh shit.."

He looked at the kid under the table beside him, who was now covered in juice. "You gotta ditch this place.. you won't get in trouble as long as you're not caught, dude.."

He grinned, winking at the kid and jumping up, running into the middle of the cafeteria. "Ey, pin head!! Guess what?!"

He picked up a pile of some sort of food off the floor, glancing at Jiki and pointing to the back door not far from him. He stood straight again, throwing the food at the principle and laughing his ass off when it smacked him in the face.

[Jiki]

He stared at Jun wide eyed, then crawled from under the table and continued crawling until he got to the back door, looking back at the laughing guy who was making a distraction so the innocent kids could make a run for it. Quickly, he got up and rushed out of the door.

[Nadia]

Nadia didn't know what was happening, but she could hear the principal and several footsteps. Then a door being quickly but almost silently closed. "Aw crap..." she muttered. But she didnt move. If the principal didn't notice her, then she couldn't be in trouble. Either way she doubted, caught or not, that she would get blamed. How the hell could she have done anything? It didn't matter, she was staying put.

[Kiera]

The principal seemed to have forgotten about Kiera throwing some food when he got hit in the face by Jun's food. The look on the principle's face expressed pure anger. He walked over to Jun and grabbed him by the wrist.
"Okay, who else was involved...?"
Then the principal looked at Kiera, remembering seeing her throwing food when he first walked in. He walked over to her and grabbed her in his other hand.
"Anyone else?"

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

The looked at eachother and decided they wanted a shot at the old man too. (If they were gonna get in trouble anyway) So quickly slipped one more juice box into each of their hands and squezed it out all on the principles suit, happy they had a part in staining it.

Then they dropped the boxes and put up their hands like criminals. "Ok, we're caught." They stuck their tongues out at him with their arms still up like he had a gun pointed at them. "And for the record, we're the one's who started it, so don't let all the credit go to Mr. Heroic over there. (pointing to Jun) "We have the right to remain silent. Anything we say can and will be used against us in the court of law."

[Nadia]

Nadia crawled out from under the table and lifted her head up, glancing in the twins' directions. What the hell, she thought. It's like they think that they're going to go to jail or something...

[Kiera]

The principal was shocked at the twin's behavior. He was so mad that he let go of Jun and Kiera and grabbed the twins instead.
"I will call you two to my office later... First I'll deal with these two."
Then the principal stormed off with the twins.

Kiera let out a sigh of relieve.
"Whew, at least we won't have to deal with him until he's cooled off a bit."

[Hikaru & Kaoru]

As they were dragged off they waved back. "Bye-bye!"

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